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Lions Businesses in our community
Tameling Construction - Lion Tom Tameling
2525 Heeler Rd
Sayner WI 54560
Phone: 542-3356
(Email) tameling3@yahoo.com
Building and Beyound
70 West Body Shop - Lion Conrad Durski
822 West Pine Street, Eagle River, WI 54521-9336
(715) 479-9444
Automobile Body Repairing & Painting, Truck Body Repair & Painting
Peak Property Management, Inc - Lion Graham McKay
8543 Camp Highland Road
Sayner, WI 54560-9725
Phone: (715) 356-7997
The Corner Store - Lion Doug Stearns
Doug & Mary Stearns
9350 Razorback Rd.
Sayner WI 54560
(Tel) 715-542-4250
All the basics! Groceries, sundries, beer, liquor, camping supplies, ice. THE BEST ICE CREAM selection in town! Enjoy our Hot Showers! Open year round.
Chances' R Satellite - Lion Roger L Weber
Roger L Weber
2616 Hwy 155
Sayner WI. 54560
(Tel) 715.542.3367
(Fax) 715.542.2633
Email- chancesr@hughes.net
Chances' R Satellite is a premier satellite service offered in the Great Northwood's of Wisconsin!! Servicing the counties of Vilas, Oneida, Price, Iron, Florence and Upper Michigan for over 37 Years !! We specialize in both in home satellite installations, and home satellite-PC connectivity. Our products are DirecTV™, Hughes Net™ and Linksys™ Systems! Call us anytime to schedule an installation or any repairs you might need!! Call to get new prices on digital antenna sales and installation.
NEW – Cell phone booster antenna systems.
"Chances' R we can unscramble those Cables and Wires"! Certified- DirecTV and Hughes Independent Dealer!
Silver Oak Securities - Lion Dwight Kimber
Silver Oak Securities, Inc. is a financial investment advisory firm with branch in Sayner WI
8940 Whispering Pines
PO Box184
Sayner WI 54560
Phone: 715-441-6739
(Email) dwightkimber@silveroaksecurities.com
(Email) dkimber@slednride.net
Drew Construction - Lion Doug Drew
PO Box 1123
Star Lake WI 54561
Phone: 542-3133
(Email)kdrew@hughes.net
Building and Beyound
The wise old owl sat in an oak. The more he listen,
the less he spoke. The less he spoke, the more he
heard. Why can’t we be like that wise old bird?
TITLE LAST FIRST (Spouse) OCCUPATION
| Lion 1 | Brooker | Richard Sr (Florence | Forester/Caretaker |
| Lion 2 | Capacio | Ronald L (Jodi) | DNR Employee |
| Lion 4 | Durski | Conrad (Debra) | Auto Body Specialist |
| Lion 5 | Figer, Sr. | Charles R. (Karen) | Retired/Telephone Co. |
| Lion 6 | Gloss | Terry (Barbara) | Retired/ |
| Lion 7 | Goretski | Harold (Geraldine) | Retired/Factory |
| Lion 8 | Kehl | Gerald (Joann) | Retired/ |
| Lion 9 | Krieck | James A (Marsha) | Manager Convenience Store |
| Lion 10 | Maines | William (Barbara) | Free Lance Writer |
| Lion 11 | McKay | Andrew W | Employee Distribution Center |
| Lion 12 | McKay | Douglas A (Joan) | Town Employee/Management |
| Lion 13 | McKay | Graham | Maintenance Contractor |
| Lion 14 | Nyleen | Donald (Nancy) | DNR Employee |
| Lion 15 | Reed | Thomas E (Karen) | Bank President |
| Lion 16 | Stearns | Douglas (Mary) | Business Owner |
| Lion 17 | Schmidt | Gary (Tammy) | Service Tech/Sheriff Depart |
| Lion 18 | Tameling | Thomas (Linda) | Building Contractor |
| Lion 19 | Thomas | James A (Bonnie) | Retired/Airline Pilot |
| Lion 20 | Weber | Roger L (Judith A) | Electronic Technician |
| Lion 21 | Wise | Chris A (Janette) | Retired/ |
| Lion 22 | Kimber | Dwight (Jackie) | Financial Advisor |
| Lion 23 | Kaphingst | Gary (Sharie) |
I was waiting tables in a noisy lobster restaurant in Maine when a
vacationing Southerner stumped me with a drink order.
I approached the bartender and asked, "Have you ever heard of a drink
called 'Seven Young Blondes'?"
He admitted he'd never heard of it, and grabbed a drink guidebook to
look it up. Unable to find the recipe, he then asked me to go back and
tell the patron that he'd be happy to make the drink if he could list the
ingredients for him.
"Sir," I asked the customer, "can you tell me what's in that drink?"
He looked at me like I was crazy.
"It's wine," he said, pronouncing his words carefully, "Sauvignon blanc."
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A man in Alaska wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat,
a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock
the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained
to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put
him in the cage in theback of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
SPEEDING IN WYOMING
GOOD : A Laramie , Wyoming policeman had a perfect spot to watch
for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem
-- a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign,
which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had
an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a
bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER : A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through
an automated radar post in Cheyenne, Wyo. A $ 40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST : A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wyoming State
Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said,
"I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers' Ball."
He replied, Wyoming State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat,
got back in his patrol car and left.
An Old Indian
An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?” Nobody answered him. He then asked again, “Who push port-a-potty over cliff?” Again nobody answered. The old Indian said, “I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie chop down cherry tree. Georgie tell truth, Big Georgie no punish.” So the Indian asked again,” Who push port-a-potty over cliff?” To which the littlest Indian replied, “I push port-a-potty over cliff.” The old Indian then shakes and spanks him, for his punishment. When he is done, the little Indian asks, “Georgie tell truth, Georgie no get punish. I tell truth, I get punished. Why you punish, father?” The old Indian replied, “Big Georgie not in cherry tree when it got chopped down!!!”
A Young Woman Went To Her Doctor Complaining Of Pain
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.” Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor.” You have to help me, I hurt all over”, said the woman.” What do you mean, all over?” asked the doctor, “be a little more specific.” The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe, “Ow, even THAT hurts”, she cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, “You have a broken finger"
Yes I Am A Geek
More Things to Ponder
Can you cry under water?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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While creating Eva, God promised Adam
his sons & grandsons would find ideal
wives in all corners of the world.
And then God made the earth round.
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